I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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