Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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