let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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