where am i from again
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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