Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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