What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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