I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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