Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Randomize
