i permit you to call me
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
