she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
