my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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