She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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