who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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