yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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