She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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