I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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