Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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