Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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