So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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