what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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