we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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