somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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