Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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