jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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