It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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