Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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