Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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