the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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