Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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