How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
