I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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