Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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