She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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