im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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