I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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