think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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