kristin has been a bad kristin
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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