Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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