i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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