Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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