Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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