can we get nightvision for the apartment?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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