you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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