Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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