Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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