i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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