if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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