I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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