You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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