mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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