His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Randomize
