i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Randomize
