First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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