If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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